HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed harassing a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses